住口

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
如果你的狗在後門吠，而你的妻子在前門大喊大叫，你會讓那一個先進來？

The Dog of course...at least he ll shut up after you let him in!
當然是狗，至少它進來後會住口。